Money Maestro Gifts

"And this is where we adjust the interest rate."

"A billion is a thousand million? Why wasn't I informed of this?"

"I rolled my pension over and over and over, and now I have no idea where the hell it is."

'If you're alive this time next week, you'll be living beyond your means.'

Handled all of my own investments

Stocks Go Down.

Penny Saved, Penny Earned.

"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"

'Of course I know the value of a dollar...that's why I'm asking if I can borrow your credit card.'

'If that doesn't set your tail to wagging, nothing will.'

'To begin with, yoiu'll need assets.'

'Thank you for the treasurer's report, Miss Elkins.'

"Do we accept PayPay? We accept any method that pays, pal."

'We felt this way at least , your bonus would reflect some element of personal skill.'

'I'm a little concerned about my financial advisor. He said to keep 60% in equities, 25% in bonds, and 25% in cash.'

'Did you apply for our execution only service?'

"Do you have a get better soon card for someone's retirement investment?"

Wealth Juggler.

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'This investment fund idea looks promising, Harlow, but could you think up a catchier name than 'Ponzi Scheme'?'

'I'm looking for someone to help keep the creditors off my back.'

Computer gives thumbs down to loan application.

'I'm here to grant your every wish and here's my colleague to help you manage money wisely.'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'The best time to start to think about your retirement is before your boss does. It's never too soon to think about retirement planning.'

'So, how are things with you?'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

$165 Billion!!! Huge amount of money!

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

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'Don't worry,, I checked the figures with wikopedia.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."