Mini Money Manager Gifts

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'Alice is very excited...Today, she received her first pre-approved credit card.'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

SALE

'I think I know what the problem is!'

It's a call from Tate modern.

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Kid doing cave paintings

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'You could do that.' I did

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Do I have to be creative?'

"I love your work!"

Money exchange

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"It failed the stress test."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'That's my boy...'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'