Magical Money Manager Gifts

R. Chones, Financial Counselor: On Vacation. Watch Suze Orman.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Investing your savings

Money exchange

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Everything's gone up."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'Wait a minute....!

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Snowing Money.

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."