'We're not doing cash transactions any more, sir -- research has shown that they're not cost-effective.'
Modern Money Manager Gifts
Looking for a gift for your modern money manager? Explore our collection of playful and sophisticated items that celebrate financial savvy. From clever mugs to stylish prints, find something that matches their sharp mind and great taste. Whether they’re tracking budgets or investing wisely, our products add a dash of humor and style to their daily routine. Show appreciation for their financial finesse with gifts that are as smart as they are fun.
"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."
"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."
Profit
Great Chinese Dynasties
'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'
'I think I know what the problem is!'
'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'
'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'
"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."
You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!
"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."
Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.
Department of efficiency and cost analysis.
"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"
'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'
"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"
'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'
"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."
'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'
Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.
'I'll need more than I can spend.'
"We balanced our budget this month!"
Money exchange
'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'
'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'
'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'
'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'
'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'
Counting my Bonus...
'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'
"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."
'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'
'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'
"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."
Modern Money Manager Gifts Collection
Modern Money Manager Mugs
Looking for more ways to celebrate the financial expert? Check out our collection of humorous and stylish mugs for modern money managers.
Modern Money Manager Pillows
Brighten their space with sleek, fun pillows that speak to their love of finance and style in one perfect package.
Modern Money Manager Prints
Find inspiring and witty prints that make their financial expertise stand out in their home or office decor.
Modern Money Manager T-Shirts
Want to dress up their fund management flair? Explore our t-shirts designed for the sharp, savvy money manager with a sense of humor.