Money Management Gifts

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Why bother to budget? So we can worry before we spend money, as well as afterwards.'

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'He's celebrating paying off his student loans.'

"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."

'Very creative, though it doesn't quite compare with what we're doing over in accounting.'

'I'm no longer content to live beyond my means...I want to live beyond my wildest dreams.'

EZ Loan - Thumbs Down.

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'I'd like to buy insurance to stop my insurance rates from going up.'

"Being insolvent isn't all that bad...just be thankful you're not one of your creditors."

Death or taxes.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'You say you can't afford to raise my allowance -- could I please see the books?'

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'If you have to spend money to make money, how do you get started?'

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'My goal was to become a millionaire, then I became a billionaire. Now I realize that until I achieve the status of trillionaire, I won't be content.'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'I don't understand how high interest rates and the national deficit affect my allowance.'

'Why should I save for a rainy day. I don't want one.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'In a nutshell, we're a middle-income family with upper-income tastes.'

Piggy bank at starting blocks.

'I should be able to pay off most of my student loans.'

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

Rat race - happiness is just around the corner.

'Is there any way my debts could refinance each other?'

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.