Money Management Pillows

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Why bother to budget? So we can worry before we spend money, as well as afterwards.'

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'He's celebrating paying off his student loans.'

"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."

'Very creative, though it doesn't quite compare with what we're doing over in accounting.'

'I'm no longer content to live beyond my means...I want to live beyond my wildest dreams.'

EZ Loan - Thumbs Down.

Death or taxes.

'I'd like to buy insurance to stop my insurance rates from going up.'

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

"Being insolvent isn't all that bad...just be thankful you're not one of your creditors."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

'You say you can't afford to raise my allowance -- could I please see the books?'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

'If you have to spend money to make money, how do you get started?'

'My goal was to become a millionaire, then I became a billionaire. Now I realize that until I achieve the status of trillionaire, I won't be content.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'I don't understand how high interest rates and the national deficit affect my allowance.'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'I should be able to pay off most of my student loans.'

'In a nutshell, we're a middle-income family with upper-income tastes.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Why should I save for a rainy day. I don't want one.'

Piggy bank at starting blocks.

"I wish I was less gullible when it comes to money."

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

'Is there any way my debts could refinance each other?'

Accounts: Kill Bills.

'They're having money problems. Better hide your piggy bank.'