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"The technical aspects of the 'dashboard' are mainly resolved. Now we just have to sort out the peripheral services."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Money exchange

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

Me and my money are soon parted

'Money, I'm home!'

Overdraft limit.

'Great visual support.'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

What is possible and what is probable.

Here today, Bailed Out Tomorrow.

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Why do you want a career in the bank?

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

Happy looking manager with a bag of money