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"The technical aspects of the 'dashboard' are mainly resolved. Now we just have to sort out the peripheral services."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Money exchange

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

Overdraft limit.

'Great visual support.'

Me and my money are soon parted

'Money, I'm home!'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

What is possible and what is probable.

Here today, Bailed Out Tomorrow.

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Piggy Bank ATM

'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

Why do you want a career in the bank?

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.