Mindful Money Manager Gifts

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'I always try to live within my means but I have to borrow money to do so.'

Zen and the Art of Interest Rate Adjustment

Unchanged … and yet completely changed. Tao Jones Indexes.

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

'Zen and the art of portfolio maintenance'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Money exchange

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

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