Money Mindful Gifts

"I expected more from my financial planeer than, "Look for a fast food place that's hiring."'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

The United States' economy deflating.

Danger ahead for the US economy.

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

Money down the drain.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Financial Eyesight

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

-"Why bother to budget?" -"So we can worry BEFORE we spend our money as well as AFTER we spend our money."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'If you only knew what your money costs us!'

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

Thanks a Mil, Warren!

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."