Financially Minded Gifts

'I cant give you a raise because I'm going broke supplying you with healthcare.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

"I don't wear jewelry, but cash is nice."

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

''Struts' Lebow, batting 0347 recieves $4,200 grant in hitting to supplement his $1,630,000 salary.'

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

'And briefly, what is it that attracts you to a job in banking?'

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

'Those growth funds you sold me didn't work.'

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

Magnifying the Euro

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'

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