Financially Conscious Gifts

I bought this car on the lay-awake plan� I lay awake at night wondering when the repo man is going to come and haul it away.

'I appreciate all you've done to help me to relax but I still get nervous twinges when I get your bill.'

'The doctor didn't mention a side effect of a trip over the hill to the poorhouse!'

Worrying about the demise of the social security.

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

Sam's Nation Building

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

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"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'Those growth funds you sold me didn't work.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."