Financial Awareness Gifts

'Poor old Stanley. He was only 3 months away from paying off his student loan.'

Beware Tax Rebate Scammers...

'Cutbacks due to the recession mean that there will be no coin in the pudding this year ...'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

"i used to bite my fingernails but now I eat them."

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

Couldn't afford my prescriptions

Gas prices

Cashpoint machine - statement of account.

'That's $117.50 for parts, $75 labor, and $321 for employee health care.'

'Which emergency service do you require, sir - Fire, Police, Ambulance, or Loan-shark?'

'60 for pulling a tooth, thats a bit much.' 'Your yelling chased away our clients.'

Can't pay, won't pay!

"I didn't go to college, but I took out and am defaulting on school loans to make it look like I did."

Crashing Middle Class

"First we need to do a wallet-scan"

Big Student Loan Debt And Nobody Will Hire Me Because I'm Overqualified.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Special Offer: Same Price As 10 Minutes Ago!

"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."

'It's his birthday. Can you play 'Another day older and deeper in debt'?'

'I came to university to get an education and all I've acquired is debt.'

'These days, if you have to ask, you can't afford ANYTHING.'

'Your bill.'

'Of course I can't die, have you seen the price of funerals?'

"...Now gas is almost as expensive as bottled water!"

"That's the parents' section."

"On the plus side, we don't have one of those toxic mortgages."

In other words, American healthcare.

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

This is the best part—the hero is still hopeful for something good, before he realizes it’s all bills.

Shrinkflation

"… And, if you desire, I can participate in a doctor-assisted bankruptcy."

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."