Financially Minded Mugs

'I cant give you a raise because I'm going broke supplying you with healthcare.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

'Those growth funds you sold me didn't work.'

Magnifying the Euro

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

Non-Profit-Organization

"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."