Mini Banker Gifts

"It failed the stress test."

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

"Sure I've heard of inflation. I've also heard of wage concessions."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

SALE

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'That's my boy...'

"It's the most hostile takeover I've ever been involved in"

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

Financial Times / Grandmother Prices

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

'Your check bounced last week, sir, and it STILL hasn't come down!'

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

'Who is this 'Mr. Tan' who is withdrawing money from your checking account?'

"You always want to be the patient. Have you ever wondered what that says about you?"

'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

"Thank you so much for the loan. I don't think I can ever repay you."

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

"Those are my money managers."

The RAF salute the world of banking

'...Now just key in your safety pin number...'