Mini Financier Gifts

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'...Now just key in your safety pin number...'

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

It's a call from Tate modern.

Kid doing cave paintings

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'You could do that.' I did

'Do I have to be creative?'

"I love your work!"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

One!

"It failed the stress test."

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'That's my boy...'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

Sure start.

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'