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"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'...Now just key in your safety pin number...'

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

It's a call from Tate modern.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Kid doing cave paintings

'You could do that.' I did

'Do I have to be creative?'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"I love your work!"

"It failed the stress test."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'That's my boy...'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

Sure start.

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"