Mini Financiers T-Shirts

'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"It failed the stress test."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'That's my boy...'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

"Instead of an allowance, I'd like a stock option."

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

"Those are my money managers."

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

'I'd be happy to give you an allowance for work you do around the house, but you'll get $5 a week, not this boat.'

'...Now just key in your safety pin number...'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'I'd like my pocket money in Euros this week,dad.'

"Papi, I need a cash infusion of $100 because recent disruptions in the market are straining my cash flow."

"How come Jasper's mutual fund is up twelve per cent and mine's only up eight?"

'Wanna come out and play?'