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'I'm the only kid on the block whose parents deduct a 'management fee' from his allowance.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

The day the stock market went UP.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"He likes it."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Stock market investment advice

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Flat tax - equal burden?

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I'll be in late, Ms.Fernwood. Did I get any important margin calls, default, stock splits, foreclosures or bailouts?'

Money exchange

wealth investment

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."