Miniature Manager T-Shirts

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

Remote control pirate bully

"He likes it."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Model Building

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Computerized Dollhouse.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Sushi Train Set.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Tiny people.

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Mini Computer

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

A man working on a model airplane

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."