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'Is he your first?'

"He likes it."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Baby Playing Violin

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"She does this when she's tired."

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

Castle Efficiency

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"So...what are you in for?"

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

"I want you both to know that I'm unhappy about the way things are run around here, and there are going to be some changes made..."

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

Baby's First Opera

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

'It's very realistic, Katie. It comes equipped with plenty of redtape!'

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

'If I don't love you, Susan, why'd I call you during anytime minutes instead of night and weekend minutes?'

Baby playing a piano in it's pram

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

Even the micro manager, Jan reasons it won't hurt to get hers hands a little 'dirtier' and help out with a load or two...'

Microbe manager.

Maybe we're wrong to let the kids walk alone to the bus stop. No way! The other parents are way too over-protective! How can you tell? Trust me.

Yes, Patterson, I know I micromanage.

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