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'He followed me home - Can I punch him?'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"He likes it."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

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'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

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"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

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UNFADED GLORY

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

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"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

"He excels at putting out fires."

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'