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'Now here's the basic stance...'

Conflict: Resolved Continued!!!

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

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"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

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"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'