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Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

"He likes it."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Then what happened?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Better luck next time, kid."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'But you said to clean my room.'

Model Building

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"You order the microbrew?"

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

A man working on a model airplane

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"Estate sale"

A matador faces off a tiny bull