Miniature Menagerist Pillows

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

"He likes it."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Then what happened?"

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Better luck next time, kid."

'But you said to clean my room.'

Model Building

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

A small man under a giant microscope.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"You order the microbrew?"

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

A man working on a model airplane

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

Young Houdini