Mini Manager Pillows

STRIP Hambone: Young IT professionals

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Baby Piano

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"He likes it."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

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'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Take a bow!

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Violin Player

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Baby dressed for the opera.

A child busking

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Little Piano

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

Children playing percussion instruments.

Xylophone Icicles.

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

Bass Clef

"They have so much in common."

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

'Dad, can I go over to Kevin's house and play in his cubicle?'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

Child with headphones at opera

"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"