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STRIP Hambone: Young IT professionals

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Baby Piano

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"He likes it."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

SALE

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

That kid's all business.

Violin Player

Take a bow!

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Baby dressed for the opera.

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

A child busking

Little Piano

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

Children playing percussion instruments.

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

Xylophone Icicles.

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

"They have so much in common."

Bass Clef

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

'Dad, can I go over to Kevin's house and play in his cubicle?'

Child with headphones at opera

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.