Mini Hygiene Manager Gifts

'I must be growing up. I took a bath without being told to.'

"He likes it."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I had to skip my workout."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Savoy Dental Salon

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Happy Birthday MUM!

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

'I know this is a spit and sawdust place, but why is it in the beer?'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"It's not gravy. Your French Fries fell on the floor."

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"What's this on the menu?"

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

"Philip has questioned my stewardship."

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'