Micro-manager Gifts

'Hi! I'm Bob, your office manager, and that's Steve, your micro-manager.'

"He likes it."

"Best project manager we ever had."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Managers and staff have differing priorities.

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

'Hunting and gathering! I like that you can multitask.'

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

"I hate it when the boss hovers."

'I must be growing up. I took a bath without being told to.'

"I preferred it when you micromanaged more openly."

'If I don't love you, Susan, why'd I call you during anytime minutes instead of night and weekend minutes?'

Even the micro manager, Jan reasons it won't hurt to get hers hands a little 'dirtier' and help out with a load or two...'

Microbe manager.

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'

Do you get the feelign we're being micromanaged?

STRIP Hambone: Young IT professionals

'Oh dear. That's a bad sign.'

"My boss is always telling me what to do."

"I've come for the job of micro manager."

'In my previous life I was a micromanager.'

'Is he your first?'

'Alice is very excited...Today, she received her first pre-approved credit card.'