Micromanager Gifts

"My boss is always telling me what to do."

"I preferred it when you micromanaged more openly."

"He likes it."

"Best project manager we ever had."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Managers and staff have differing priorities.

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

We're looking at a six figure return. Unfortunately, they're all zeros.

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

'Hunting and gathering! I like that you can multitask.'

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

"I hate it when the boss hovers."

Even the micro manager, Jan reasons it won't hurt to get hers hands a little 'dirtier' and help out with a load or two...'

Microbe manager.

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn...those cretins can't tell the difference...between overdrawn and under-deposited.

Yes, Patterson, I know I micromanage.

Do you get the feelign we're being micromanaged?

'Oh dear. That's a bad sign.'

STRIP Hambone: Young IT professionals

'In my previous life I was a micromanager.'

"I've come for the job of micro manager."

'Hi! I'm Bob, your office manager, and that's Steve, your micro-manager.'

'Is he your first?'

'Alice is very excited...Today, she received her first pre-approved credit card.'