Hygiene Leader Gifts

At The Turkish Bath

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

The Cougher

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

The new global mantra flag for the future

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

You have the worst spring breath.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

John Snow

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

"Stop right there. Some things we know without being told...like the benefits of scraping your tongue."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers

Savoy Dental Salon

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'