Hygiene Advocate Gifts

The Cougher

'Beware of the Dog poo'

You have the worst spring breath.

Leaving my favorite restaurant, I note rats arriving for the night shift.

'What this world needs is more soap!'

Stinky feet.

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

Evolution to Covid

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Vaccine

Covid and the Vaccines

Prostate: 51st State

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

30 Days Has Movember

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Wash your hands

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'