"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"
Sanitation Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for a sanitation advocate? Our curated collection features witty and meaningful products that honor their dedication to cleanliness and public health. Perfect for inspiring change or just showing appreciation for their hard work.
Wash your hands
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
Pool attached to child's bed.
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."
Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
Man using to much bug spray
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.
The Cougher
This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.
No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!
100% carbon neutral
"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."
'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'
"Getting the hang of it?"
Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated
Vivienne Westwood
"Careful."
"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."
Hand sanitizer
Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"
"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"
'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'
'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'
"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."
"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"
"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"
"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"
Humans are 100% recyclable.
"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"
Water scarcity in Africa
"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."
Sanitation Advocate Gifts Collection
Sanitation Advocate Mugs
Explore our mugs collection that celebrates sanitation advocates with clever slogans and designs—ideal for everyday inspiration and appreciation.
Sanitation Advocate Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to support their message—our sanitation advocate designs bring humor and comfort together in stylish home decor.
Sanitation Advocate Prints
Brighten their space with prints that honor sanitation heroes—featuring professional designs that inspire and entertain in equal measure.
Sanitation Advocate T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that show off their passion for sanitation with humorous and bold graphics—perfect for making a statement while raising awareness.