Sanitation Professional Gifts

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Whack-a-molecule

Hand sanitizer

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Daisy Diaper Service

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Mask Autumn

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

'Please take this away from me.'

Welsh water sewage

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

We're polishing our brand.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

NYC Department of Sanitation

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"Hello job security."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'