Sanitation Worker Gifts

"This is the part of the job that I hate."

The Silent Highwayman on the Filthy Thames

Slowly, almost imperceptibly, feelings of futility started to creep in,

Nobody told James that the five second rule didn't apply in their line of work,

'How long have you been in Waste Management?'

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

Trash Talking

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

"It's a twist top. You know, to keep out the dumb animals."

Bin men load people into their lorry. Driver says: 'The streets are so much cleaner since we started picking up the litterbugs.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Look, kid, we got work to do. Don't be going all environmental on me.

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

An offended street-sweeper

Catapult Recycling

"Oy, be careful with that!"

Trash Collector approaches the monster underground.

"No, for the last time, I don't smell 'something funny.' Perhaps you and I simply have a different sense of humor."

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'Not really the kind of cafe culture we were hoping to find.'

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

Water.

Now wash your gogs

Treated Sewage.

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

I think it�s a dummy chart to stop us from asking for a rise.

"You can call me a sanitary engineer, but to me it's still taking out the trash."

'It's an easy job son, you'll 'pick it up' as you 'go along'!'

A sanitation worker accidentally stabs something through a piece of litter.

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Dept. of funny smells