ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work
Sanitation Staff Gifts
Celebrate the essential role of sanitation staff with our specially designed products that blend humor, appreciation, and respect. From practical mugs to stylish t-shirts, thoughtful pillows, and eye-catching prints, find the perfect way to say thanks. These items are a humorous and heartfelt way to recognize the hard work and dedication of those keeping our environment clean. Whether for a team gift or personal appreciation, our collection offers a unique tribute to sanitation heroes.
...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...
Biofelineism
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.
Thank you, Essential Workers
Whack-a-molecule
'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'
Hand sanitizer
"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."
Soap Versus Coronavirus
Daisy Diaper Service
Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."
Mad cleaning robot.
'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'
'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'
"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."
Mask Autumn
"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"
'Please take this away from me.'
Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.
Welsh water sewage
NYC Department of Sanitation
"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."
We're polishing our brand.
"You have sewage between your teeth."
Cinderella mopping up
'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'
'One day son, all this will be collected.'
"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."
Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'
Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins
"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."
"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"
Sanitation Staff Gifts Collection
Sanitation Staff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to sanitation staff—perfect for everyday use or as a thoughtful gift recognizing their essential role.
Sanitation Staff Pillows
Brighten up spaces with pillows that honor sanitation staff—comfortable, fun, and full of gratitude for these everyday heroes.
Sanitation Staff Prints
Add a touch of appreciation with prints that spotlight sanitation staff's crucial work—great for offices, break rooms, or home decor.
Sanitation Staff T-Shirts
Discover witty and heartfelt t-shirts celebrating sanitation workers—ideal for workwear, casual outings, or showing appreciation.