Cleaning Staff Gifts

'Next time, we should clean up the microwave before it comes to this.'

Aside from a few minor stumbling blocks, which made vacuuming difficult, the project was going well.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"I heard they spent all day arguing whether to let women into the boardroom."

Caution Wet Floor

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'Dave, would you step out here for a moment? It's time to change your straw and hose down your cubicle.'

"Cleaning the fridge weekly instead of monthly is a very good idea."

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

Meteorite cleanup

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'

In Case of Broken Glass - Break Glass

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

A cleaning lady presses the launch button on a rocket.

'I think the manager's about to complain about the floor being wet.'

Life on Earth - Oldie catwalk.

'Work hard and who knows - perhaps in a few years you'll have a career cleaning the managers' restroom!'

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

A man is mopping a floor with a banana peel mop and a bucket of oil.

"We've decide to use your managerial skills where they're best suited."

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"Oh no,it's the Grim Sweeper!"

Hell's Restrooms.

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

The stench of corporate corruption grew worse each day. And every night Earl did hid best to clean it up.

Hand Washing

"I've decided to give you the key to the executive bathroom. . . Give it a good clean and hand the key back to my secretary."

"Sir, the cleaning lady is here to tidy up your office."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Cinderella mopping up

Hygiene in public toilets

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Having Sex. . .

"The sanctity of the doctor-custodial staff relationship" "Carl, can you close the door? I can't hear myself think!" "Sure thing, Doc. I'm almost done." "You scum-sucking #!!@*!"