Cleaning Service Professional Gifts

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

Nightmare in the yellow-breasted bunting aviary: Mrs. Havesham is back and this time she means business.

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

Maid service sign next to mouse hole.

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Mad cleaning robot.

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"What can you do with him?"

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"Hello job security."

Cinderella mopping up

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

Clean the World.

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."