Cleaning Service Manager Gifts

'Well Mr. Managing Director, this air freshener of yours doesn't seem to be working very well.'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

Mad cleaning robot.

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'The customers' suggestions make a lot of sense. I say, let's hire the customers and fire the staff!'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'

"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)