Cleaning Professional Gifts

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Chet Blows Another Sale.

Vacuuming.

'Your next appointment is with Mr. Donald Benton, a mild abrasive.'

'May I play through please?'

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Judging by the strange mold coming from his room, I'm guessing it's either old pizza or something similar in nature."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'

"Switch it off! Switch it off!"

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"Flûte! Encore raté!"

"Hello job security."

"Of course I would love to host a spa day for all pastor's wives."

"So has lockdown Larry got a title yet for his long awaited autobiography?!!"

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

Germ Home

A Sweeping Reform.

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Man scrubbing side of bath with brush.

Industrial Power Washer

'My dad says I need to apply some elbow grease.'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

A man sitting in his office looking out of window to see a woman washing windows with the help of a giant monkey..

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Clean the World.

Cleaning lady vandalizes a portrait while the artist's back is turned.

Good Mop, Bad Mop.

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.