Cleaners Gifts

"You can't bring that. Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but nature abhors the sound of a vacuum."

'Today we learned how to clip coupons and vacuum.'

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

The cleaner of the opera.

Corporate Ladder.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Well, not impressed with the maid service here. Look at that big dead fish."

"Bring all the trash cans into my office. It's time for my lunch."

"Huh! Men...."

The Grime Reaper.

'My advice is to sell tech, buy acme cleaning supply. But what do I know? I'm just the cleaning lady here!'

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

The Grime Reaper.

Yes, I can multi-task.

The real victim...

'The stranger say's he's come to clean up this here town.'

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

'I've had to make do since the authorities found out my housekeeper wasn't a legal citizen.'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

Carpet cleaner.

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I don't do windows."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

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