Cleaning Crew Gifts

Caution: Wet Floor

"In the criminal-justice system, the courtrooms are cleaned every night by members of the cleaning crew. These are their stories."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

The household cavalry

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Dust Bunny

Mad cleaning robot.

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"Hello job security."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

Cinderella mopping up

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

"You guys going to help out or what?" "Nah." "Doubt it." "Tra... la... la... la... la..."

"Wet wipe?"

Clean the World.

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"