Cleaning Crew Captain Gifts

"After Thanksgiving dinner, the only thing more stuffed than me is the dishwasher."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Sea weed harvest.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lighthouse Beam.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Lifesaver!

The household cavalry

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Romance on the Yacht

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Mad cleaning robot.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Distractions.

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."