Cleaning Crew Captain Gifts

"After Thanksgiving dinner, the only thing more stuffed than me is the dishwasher."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Sea weed harvest.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Lighthouse Beam.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

The household cavalry

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Distractions.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Mad cleaning robot.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Romance on the Yacht

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."