Clean-up Crew Strategist Gifts

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The household cavalry

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

"Wet wipe?"

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Human Dust Buster

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

"Remember when all this was free?"

Hey! I just vacuumed there!! Sisyphus at home.

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

Chess cleaner

"My kitchen is a magical place. People suddenly appear at mealtime and disappear when it's time to clean."

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

"After Thanksgiving dinner, the only thing more stuffed than me is the dishwasher."

"I said, I think it's time we changed the cat's litter box!"

'What'd I miss?'

Caution: Wet Floor

'Mum said you were the first man she ever trained, Dad.'

Family looking to buy a dog.

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

"We need to treat every cleanup equally."

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

"In the criminal-justice system, the courtrooms are cleaned every night by members of the cleaning crew. These are their stories."

"You know what I want for our twentieth anniversary? A Dumpster."

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

'Thier clean-up rate isn't very good...'