Clean-up Crew Comic Gifts

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

"Wet wipe?"

'The computer's down again.'

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Giant sandwich bags.

'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

Grooming for beginners.

Carpet cleaning

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'What'd I miss?'

Caution: Wet Floor

Family looking to buy a dog.

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'

Janitor on the Job Training.

"I'm on a grape-juice cleanse."

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

"In the criminal-justice system, the courtrooms are cleaned every night by members of the cleaning crew. These are their stories."

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

Woman sweeping dust under a man's hairpiece.

"Time to clean out my locker!"

Sidewalk Freebies