Cleaning Comic Gifts

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Casual skydiving.

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'Yes, having a powerful sense of smell is good, but I do wish Master would change his socks more often...'

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

Grooming for beginners.

Mr. Clean Enough

Carpet cleaning

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

"I'm on a grape-juice cleanse."

"Just because that last guy you ate was a vegan, you can't say you're on a vegan diet!"

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

Janitor on the Job Training.

An eskimo shows off his new igloo - 'This place has all the latest features including an 'ig-loo'...'

'Well, I got that nasty stain out of the carpet!'

'One thing...I don't do windows.'

An umpire vacuum's home plate.

"Hey buddy - how's things? You're not acting up again are you?"

Woman sweeping dust under a man's hairpiece.