Cleaning Humor Gifts

This Time... Rhett Gets The Picture

"Honestly, you'll do anything to get out of helping out around here!"

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Ward Cleaning.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Mr. Clean Enough

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

Carpet cleaning

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

"You have no idea what I've been through."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

"Your shirt's on inside out."

Janitor on the Job Training.

"During the operation I had a true out-of-body experience and I have to tell you, there is a lot of dust on top of those lights."