Cleaning Humor Gifts

This Time... Rhett Gets The Picture

"Honestly, you'll do anything to get out of helping out around here!"

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Ward Cleaning.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

Mr. Clean Enough

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

Carpet cleaning

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

"You have no idea what I've been through."

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Your shirt's on inside out."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"