Cleaning Comedian Gifts

'Well, I got that nasty stain out of the carpet!'

An umpire vacuum's home plate.

Policeman make a witch use her broomstick to clean up.

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Recycling bottle bank.

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Carpet cleaning

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

"You have no idea what I've been through."

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

Carbon Trading

'What'd I miss?'

Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"