Dry Cleaning Humorist Gifts

'Metro Cleaners, damp patches a speciality'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

"You're doing that thing again where you're my husband and you're next to me in bed."

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

Carpet cleaning

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

Fish living in a washing machine.

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

"You're obviously under consideration for something."

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"You have no idea what I've been through."

'Your hospital bill is $8437.00, plus $350.00 for not wearing clean underwear when you were brought in.'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

"So. . . you're back!"

Add Your Own Caption Week # 223

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

"Your shirt's on inside out."