Dry Cleaner Irony Gifts

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Waiting for Pants

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"What can you do with him?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'Could you make sure you empty your pockets next time?'

Shakespeare failed at many jobs prior to becoming a playwright. He was a terrible loan officer and inept dry cleaner. Neither a borrower or a lender be. Out, damned spot I say! He was no good in customer service. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. And he mixed-up flowers as a florist. That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. He tried to hid these career failures on his resume. Personnel Office. You need to be more specific about your work history --- You

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

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Carpet cleaning

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

Laundry Dry Cleaner. More places are charging extra to iron shirts when they launder them. The free press is under siege!

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

"You hate ironing? Me too."

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

Frank's Laundry and Dry Cloning

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

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The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

Super Hero Dry Cleaning

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..